Friday, August 19, 2011

Behold! The Wonders of Science!

Beware, oh, climate change denier!  For your very species--your very biological heritage may be in danger!  Scientists warn that "extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat."  Though they consider the possibility "unlikely" this very situation "could unfold in the aftermath of a close encounter."


But, do not despair!  Not all is yet lost!  Nobel Prize winning economist Paul Krugman believes that the potential alien invasion of earth, and the defense build-up in advance of such an invasion and "this slump would be over in eighteen months."  Even if it such an attempt were all for naught, we would still have our "fiscal stimulus!"

Indeed, we have reached the golden age of science and reason!  Our noble and empirical elite have reached the pinnacle of human knowledge, wherein we are able to discern the thoughts of higher (or lower) intelligent (or unintelligent) beings (or non-beings) from afar.  But our wisdom and intelligence is not limited to the heavenly sphere--but our understanding of economics is such that we can stimulate ourselves out of an economic slump by preparing for an alien invasion!  Oh, great, and marvelous Reason, we do worship at thy altar!

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